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Let's face it, Trump wouldn't know a bible if one smacked him across the face. His pathetic attempts to appeal to the evangelical vote have become infamous jokes and memes. Before visiting churches in order to garner votes, the last time he saw the inside of a church was probably when he was getting married to his third mail order bride. As it turns out, Trump didn't have to humiliate himself to get the evangelical vote after all. Despite there being several candidates this year who either were clergy (Huckabee) or sons of clergy (Cruz), and plenty with serious evangelical street cred (Carson, Perry and Santorum), the lion's share of evangelicals are pulling for Trump, who can't name a single bible verse, operates gambling facilities, divorced more than once, is on record as being pro-abortion, and still thinks Planned Parenthood does a lot of good for women. It's a stunning paradox that is difficult to explain, at least if one wants to avoid throwing around accusations of racism.
To help clear up the confusion as to why evangelicals are willing to ditch bible-thumping candidates in favor of a secular, untraditional, and quite frankly, pretty sinful guy, Audie Cornish of NPR news recently interviewed Robert Jeffress, pastor of the First Baptist Church of Dallas www.npr.org/2016/02/25/4681494…
Jeffress introduced Trump several times at different events, and even had Trump as a guest speaker in his church. The interview had a lot of interesting insights into the minds of modern evangelicals. Jeffress said that evangelicals are typically hopeful for an executive candidate who can "return America to its Judeo-Christian foundation", but reminded the audience that this is not the first time conservative evangelicals pulled for the more secular candidate: "Americans at that time (1980) had a choice between two candidates. One was a sincerely born-again Christian who taught Sunday school in his Baptist Church and was married faithfully to one woman. His name was Jimmy Carter. The other choice was a twice-married Hollywood actor who as governor of California had signed the most liberal abortion bill in California history and whose wife practiced astrology. His name was Ronald Reagan. Christians overwhelmingly chose Ronald Reagan not because he was the most religious candidate but because he had the quality people thought was most necessary at the time, and that is leadership"
Fair enough, we've always known that evangelicals supported sham "values" candidates in the past. But to me, the most interesting part of the interview was this snippet from Jeffress: "I think the same-sex marriage ruling by the Supreme Court last June was a watershed moment for evangelical Christians. I think in a strange way, that same-sex marriage ruling actually made evangelicals more open to a secular candidate like Donald Trump and here's why. I think many evangelicals have come to the conclusion we can no longer depend upon government to uphold traditional biblical values." So now, Jeffress argues, they are just looking to government to solve basic government-type things. And holy pope on a rope! Isn't this what we secular people have been calling for the whole time - that government isn't there to advance religion, but to legislate and administer public matters??! Well evangelicals, welcome to the club; better late than never.
To help clear up the confusion as to why evangelicals are willing to ditch bible-thumping candidates in favor of a secular, untraditional, and quite frankly, pretty sinful guy, Audie Cornish of NPR news recently interviewed Robert Jeffress, pastor of the First Baptist Church of Dallas www.npr.org/2016/02/25/4681494…
Jeffress introduced Trump several times at different events, and even had Trump as a guest speaker in his church. The interview had a lot of interesting insights into the minds of modern evangelicals. Jeffress said that evangelicals are typically hopeful for an executive candidate who can "return America to its Judeo-Christian foundation", but reminded the audience that this is not the first time conservative evangelicals pulled for the more secular candidate: "Americans at that time (1980) had a choice between two candidates. One was a sincerely born-again Christian who taught Sunday school in his Baptist Church and was married faithfully to one woman. His name was Jimmy Carter. The other choice was a twice-married Hollywood actor who as governor of California had signed the most liberal abortion bill in California history and whose wife practiced astrology. His name was Ronald Reagan. Christians overwhelmingly chose Ronald Reagan not because he was the most religious candidate but because he had the quality people thought was most necessary at the time, and that is leadership"
Fair enough, we've always known that evangelicals supported sham "values" candidates in the past. But to me, the most interesting part of the interview was this snippet from Jeffress: "I think the same-sex marriage ruling by the Supreme Court last June was a watershed moment for evangelical Christians. I think in a strange way, that same-sex marriage ruling actually made evangelicals more open to a secular candidate like Donald Trump and here's why. I think many evangelicals have come to the conclusion we can no longer depend upon government to uphold traditional biblical values." So now, Jeffress argues, they are just looking to government to solve basic government-type things. And holy pope on a rope! Isn't this what we secular people have been calling for the whole time - that government isn't there to advance religion, but to legislate and administer public matters??! Well evangelicals, welcome to the club; better late than never.
Not Enough Radical Muslims
There's a disturbing trend of lexical dishonesty. To be fair, it's not deliberate - most people engaging in it are rather ignorant of the fact that it's happening. Part of the problem is simply that we (humans) feel the need to have convenient terms of aggrandizement, and when they are difficult to find, our brain's lazy word-association powers start to coopt terms that don't really mean what they intend.
Case in point: over the past decade or so, there's been an enormous number of headlines, from blogs to well-established news publications, denouncing the dangers of "fundamentalist" religion. But to quote Inigo, "You keep using that word. I
Irony
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2016/01/25/creator-of-anti-planned-parenthood-videos-faces-felony-charge/
For (what seems like) ages now, the "Center for Medical Progress" has been claiming that Planned Parenthood was secretly trafficking in human embryos for profit, and their "under cover" footage has made its way, in various states of edit, all over the internet, managing even to play center stage in Republican presidential debates. Texas assigned various state groups, including the Houston DA and the Rangers, to investigate any criminal wrong-doing on the part of Planned Parenthood. A grand jury in Houston was subsequen
Accepting Progress
In 2010, 48% of Americans opposed gay marriage, while only 42% favored allowing homosexuals to marry (according to Pew Research). Only five years later, that trend has completely reversed: only 39% oppose it today, vs. 55% favor allowing it. The various anti-gay marriage lawsuits started by conservatives to once and for all shut down state-level gay marriage, completely backfired when the Supreme Court made gay marriage the law of the land. Instead of solidifying sentiment against gay marriage, as conservatives had hoped, the prolonged media exposure created a national dialog that resulted in the public being more sympathetic to the fairness
Arguing Absurdities
Creationists, particularly the young-earth evangelicals, claim that humans evolving from an ancestral primate line (or, more colloquially as they would put it, from monkeys) is totally absurd.
But what's their alternative?
An invisible guy shaped a dummy out of mud. Then he magically breathed life into the mud dummy. Then the dummy got lonely, so the invisible guy cast a spell so the dummy would sleep. While asleep, the invisible guy magically removed one of the mud dummy's ribs, and ... somehow, without any real details... turned the rib into a woman. Then a magical talking snake convinced the woman to eat a magical fruit of knowledge, whi
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He's a smart man. He's been taking a lot of different sides in. The GOP even declared war on LMAO. I love seeing Trump destroying the GOP from the inside.